Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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