I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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