The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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