Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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