fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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