I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This house was built for laser tag.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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