no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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