ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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