On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
