As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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