Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
