doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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