i don't plan on having that self control this summer
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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