My friends, they love my intelligence
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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