What a fucking waste of an outfit
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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