I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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