Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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