So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
A+ Viking dick
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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