we're blogging at a bar
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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