I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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