..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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