How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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