I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Randomize
