Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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