By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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