belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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