plz talk dirty to me
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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