Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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