In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
