...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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