My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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