can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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