Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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