This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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