No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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