i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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