my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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