Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Me too!
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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