i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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