WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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