How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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