I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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