i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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