Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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