Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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