clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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