we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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