I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
