so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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