Sponge bath it is.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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